October 25th, 2015
Last year we suggested 5 NBA Endorsements we really wanted to see. None of them happened. Are we giving up? NO. We’re doubling down to bring you 5 more NBA endorsements that also must happen ASAP.
Deandre Jordan for Rainbow Sandals
After leaving the Clippers for the Mavs this summer… only to change his mind and go back to the Clips, Jordan not only secured himself a more lucrative contract – he also established himself as the best option for any marketer of flip flops. Make it happen, Rainbow.
Matthew Dellavedova for Black Diamond Floor Cleaner
The most enduring image of the playoffs may have been little Matthew Dellevadova diving at everything in sight. And if you’re a floor wax brand with big dreams, go with a little man who isn’t afraid to get his uniform dirty. We’re picturing a spot where Dellavedova executes an 94-foot, full-length court dive while explaining Black Diamond product benefits.
Harrison Barnes for the Wingman Life Preserver
Barnes is hungry for endorsements. He’s also one of the league’s better wingmen, fully embracing his role as a supporter for Steph Curry & Co. instead of trying to be the man, a parallel that makes him well suited to endorse the new Wingman Life Jackets.
Josh Smith for Ultipro Payroll Systems
The Detroit Pistons are paying Josh Smith to not play for them… FOR THE NEXT FEW YEARS. Get gettin’ dem checks, Josh – and while you’re at it, why don’t you teach small business owners how to can keep gettin’ employees dem checks through Ultipro.
The Entire 76ers Organization for Jensen Septic Tanks
The 76ers aren’t really trying to win… again. They might as well just make their efforts more obvious and endorse a giant steel tank that people can crap in.